THE SPEEDING TREES

First it was David and Jon, jamming and writing ideas. Most of it sucked and was kinda awesome too. Then they came up with music that was REALLY awesome. Then, and only then, did the band name surface. Like a poop that won’t flush, except you never even pooped it, it just showed up one day. One day David and Jon were playing really loud at Jon’s house. Eric knocked on the door and said, “Hey me and my buddy were a couple blocks away and heard you guys playing. Want to start a band?”

Yes.

DAVID kinda plays bass and kinda sings stuff. This often happens at the same time which is kinda hard. David grew up in Iowa, screwing around with different instruments and computer-music over the years. He now does the same thing only with facial hair and sometimes drunk.

Other things happen where notes happen and words happen and things happen which extend this paragraph into a meaningful size which then dumps over below the photo inset, in just a second here.. there we go. Text wrap arounds are always great. Sorta like a reach around. But with text. Very classy looking. Much more classy than a reach around. But then I guess that depends who’s reaching around whom.

ERIC is another guy who plays notes in this band. He uses a guitar to do that with. He also uses his face with which to do that with, into the microphone or not. Any time you hear dragons shrieking in our songs, that’s this guy making Hollywood sound effects with his face. His guitar sorta sounds like that too sometimes because is Mode Four is 375 watts. So metal.

Eric is the guy who knocked on the door and said wanna start a band, like up there earlier on this page where I said Eric did that. It was him. Aaaaaaand another text reach around. Ok cool. Looking nice and classy on this page.

JON simply looks drunk and high in this photo. No reach around for you.

COME TO OUR SHOWS BECAUSE YOU LOVE US NOW.

 

 

 

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